One of my favorite pre-COVID-19 activities was going to Pro Wrestling shows. Whether WWE or a local Indy, there's nothing more fun than the experience of watching the live action, improvised struggle between good and evil.
"Break It Down" is an ode to Pro Wrestling in hopes of seeing it again live one day.
lyrics
Break it down, Three H's, BK
Chyna White, 6 Packs, not the Sprite
Yeah right too sweet not the lite
Chop chop too fast just right
Keeping Kayfabe on this mission
Ain't gotta rehearse it cause it's all my intuition
As I'm giving these people what they missing
Never have to ask em cause I only gotta listen
And it's all here if you pay attention.
But I'd rather have you paying if I'm main eventing
Cause this money in my pocket bout to lengthen
Why you playing with me dog, there ain't no competition
Bump crazy 'specially if they hate me
Feed the baby. Milk it till it's hazy.
Call the next spot cut em off. Make heat
Grab a head lock. Come back waiting
Make em fire up. Face time. They geeked
Smiles on their faces. Guess I'm bout to get beat
It don't matter cause we going home safely
Count the bread while we talk about the next week
Break it down, Three H's, BK
Chyna White, 6 Packs, not the Sprite
Yeah right too sweet not the lite
Chop chop too fast just right
Asking us why we think wrestling's fly
Just a couple black guys with some Wolfpack ties
You can catch a black eye if you actin "black tie"
Thinking you're refined, catch this fade off the line
I done drank and broke bread with my heroes
While you're only
Watching SportsCenter getting everything that you know
About a sports figure cause you figure you a appear mo'
Knowledgeable about him like that don't make you a weirdo
Where he go to school? Who his lady? What his shoe size?
What's his arm length? What's his 40 in the combine?
Where his Mom at? These the DMs that he swung by
Why you watch that? That's fake! You so dumb! Ha!
I bet you remember when you got smartened up
Still hurt? I can see it in your eyes
Homie I'm playing I ain't gon' steal you over that
I'm just saying you wack and that's really enough of that
Bring it back
Break it down, Three H's, BK
Chyna White, 6 Packs, not the Sprite
Yeah right too sweet not the lite
Chop chop too fast just right
credits
from Break It Down,
released September 4, 2020
Written by R. Sanders
Produced by The FranchICE for Jewel Rock Productions, LLC.